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Why Holden Caulfield Thinks Shows Are Phony

Why does Holden Caulfield think shows are phony? Because they might be!

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Why Holden Caulfield Thinks Shows Are Phony Playlist

Bon Iver – 8 (circle)
Stephen Steinbrink – Impossible Hand
Christine McVie – And That’s Saying A Lot
The Tornadoes – Bustin’ Surfboards
Aaron Lee Tasjan – On Your Side
Jim James – Here In Spirit
Green Day – Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?

Elevator

So I get into the elevator, and there are two grown-ass adults sucking on candy on opposite sides of the car. I look at the one on the right, and then I look at the one on the left, just to make sure that I wasn’t seeing things.

“Are the two of you eating candy?”
“Yes, yes we are.”
“Did you bring enough for everybody?”
“No. We’re sorry.”